April 10th, 2009

spider jerusalem

Oh, Omegle... catalyst of funny.

hehe, http://omegle.com/ is hilarious!

It's this chatsite which connects you to some random stranger and you chat as You and Stranger.

Here's my first go:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi
You: good evening
Stranger: how are you
You: i am perfect
Stranger: thats perfect
You: it really is
You: how are you?
Stranger: agreed, i am 90%
You: what happened to the other 10%?
Stranger: 91% now...
You: sweet
Stranger: well it lowered after my cat came into my room wanting to be fed
You: i am 5/5's
Stranger: chaffing
You: did the cat feed of you?
Stranger: where are you located?
Stranger: not quite, he tried
You: I am within everyone and everything
Stranger: nice

You: it really isn't
Stranger: i am located in Greenland
You: why not.. BLUEland?
You: ha!
Stranger: oh you cheeky swine!!
You: i crack myself up
Stranger: i bet yo do
You: I do drugs that is
Stranger: what sort
Stranger: oh crack
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i'm slow today
You: zing!
Stranger: i just woke up, please forgive me
Stranger: now where did i put thar red bull...
You: is it because of the coldness of greenland that lsows down your stoms?
You: slows
You: atoms
Stranger: yes
You: dang
You: I thought so
Stranger: it is a very liberating Country
Stranger: although not much to do it has to be said
You: good thing though that it makes time move slower too
Stranger: oh yes
You: you will outlive us all, but always be un-trendy
Stranger: haha
Stranger: so true
You: but that is your burden
Stranger: our Women do look Beautiful though! :D
You: yes maybe, because they will be young for a longer period of time, but then they will look old even longer as well
Stranger: hehe yes
Stranger: hey i must go, breakfast is calling me
Stranger: nice to speak to you
You: you so crazy! food can't speak

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Good times!
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